Monday Humor : Who zipped me up?!

How are you guys coping with this rainy, dreary weather? Its so depressing and it doesn’t help that the streets are so muddy. Any way, I’ve got this post that I hope will brighten your day a bit. I’ll keep it short, and hopefully, sweet.

Some weeks back, we had one of those rainy, dull weekends when you don’t want to do anything but sleep. But alas, we all had to get out of bed and get busy. Father was busy watching TV in the den(busy is busy), Kiisa was just sitting and staring (her own way of trying to wake her brain up), and I was groggily digging around in the kitchen for something to put together for breakfast. At that moment, Mother passed by the kitchen door, and two seconds later, came back and stood staring at me from the doorway.

Mother: Chibugo, who just zipped me up?

Me: Zip? Who? What zip?

Mother: Wait first. The lobby is dark but I thought you were the one who I asked to zip me up, and you did so just before I passed by this kitchen door and saw you here again!

We both keep looking at each other and scratching our heads when suddenly, Father’s “boy” (his apprentice/trainee… you should understand by now) passes by on his way out. He is wearing a T shirt and shorts. Mother looks at me. I’m also putting on a  T shirt and shorts.

Mother and I share a momentary horror when we realize what had just happened.


At a point, our horror turns to laughter. Mother is so embarrassed. In the first place, of the uncountable “boys/apprentices” Father has ever had since I knew my name, she dislikes this one the most. It JUST had to be this particular one she mistook for me in the dark. As if reading my mind, she suddenly turns to me. “what kind of a day will today be? This is the stupidest thing I’ve done in a very long while”

What do you say when your mom says that to you? First of all, my pride was hurt that she mistook me for a lumbering giant of a boy. Now come and see me see jamb kweshion. ✋ Mom, talk to the hand

Have a productive week, mi amigos. It’s 3 days left until June ends. Don’t count the days, make the days count. ✌

Let the hustle pay! 😉

Kisses, hugs and kulikuli, 

Sincerely, Chibugo.


90s chick; nerd, humanitarian; lover of life, family, fashion, food, art and literature; Christian by birth and choice. In short, I’m like jollof rice: you’re gonna love me. 😉

9 thoughts on “Monday Humor : Who zipped me up?!

  1. Hi Chibugo,

    Lol @ ““what kind of a day will today be?” Ah, I am laughing so hard. 😀

    At first I thought a “spirit” zipped her up. My mum tells me to zip her up nearly every Sunday.

    Thank you for sharing this cheerful piece!

    1. Hello Nedoux. You should have seen how confused we both looked. The zipping up thing is something I’ve come to expect everytime she’s going out before me, but that morning, I can say I was still in dreamland. I had to land very fast. Lol. Thanks for reading.
      Have a great week ahead.

    1. Tehehehehe. Maybe WordPress wanto use it toh cook soup. Glad to have made you smile, Kay. Thanks for visiting!

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