Here’s a dose of rhetoric

I am pretty sure I am not alone in team crazy. In all honesty, the most serene and calm demeanor sometimes houses the craziest thoughts ever. Like, I sometimes think,

1. What’s the worst that would happen if I broke into a dance in the middle of the busy road? Isn’t it a free world? One should be able to dance when and where she pleases. 😏

2. Am I the only one who, after reading the news, toys with the idea of getting my stuff in a backpack and walking through countries and swimming through oceans to a saner country like, say, Canada?

3. I could pull a stunt on a random guy, walk up to him and try my toasting skills on him, just to see his reaction. 😂 😂. It would be epic! Hmmmmm. I could actually do this….. Uh, maybe not. 😰

4. A day should have 30 hours. Splendid idea.

5. Why did we have to grow up? Adulthood is a trap. There’s no fun here😢

6. I don’t understand people that use unnecessary big grammar. Y’all don’t impress me one bit. Buy still sounds better than purchase, fat still sounds better than corpulent, and beautiful sounds way better than pulchritudinous. I’m outta here.

7. Trump may actually become President of the US. 😱

Tell me your crazy thoughts.! Spill your brains in the comments section! Okay, that sounded really gross.

Till I drop in again,

Sincerely, Chibugo.

 

12 thoughts on “Here’s a dose of rhetoric

  1. Donald Trump becoming president? Somehow, I think that may happen. What if I became invisible and could teleport to and from different continents unnoticed spying on people and reading minds…..

    1. Ooh I would love to able to do that too! But from the little I can see into some people’s minds, I don’t think it would be a very nice place to be.

      Yes to teleporting oo! Lol.

      Now I don’t know why Trump becoming POTUS makes me a little uncomfortable. Anyway… Thanks for reading Kay!

    1. Hahaha Chris! I’d like those valuables oh. But not by sneaking invisibly into a bank vault! What if, say, I won the lottery and it’s value was like 500 million naira!? Balling for life!
      Gosh. I just realized that’s the cost of Linda Ikeji’s house. Issorai.
      Thanks for reading, Chris.

  2. 1. What if I woke up today and I was already as rich, impactful and successful as I had always hoped to be.
    I think I will just be bored with it all. The fun is in the process, I think.

    2. What if I could go into my future and discuss with the then me. I could tell me of how I made it through all those hurdles and came through. Then I will return with the handout to confidently chart the jotted course through life without fear.

    3. What if I were a girl: all pretty, brilliant, ‘shapy’ and breathtakingly amazing. And guys just be coming to chyke me and I will be preaching them into heaven in droves. Lol

    Errr… Bugos let me hold it here. My own What-ifs are too numerous and very crazy

    1. 1. The fun is in the process. Very true.
      2. I would pay good money to be able to do that. Discuss with the future me, that is.
      3. Just the way I’m preaching my own chykers to heaven abi? Don’t mind me o, I’m just feeling myself.

      You always make me rush in here to read your comment, very creative and different. I’m not tooting your horn. Haha. About your own questions, trust me, I had to censor my own what ifs. Numerous and crazy don’t cut it. Thank you, mezinkspiration.

  3. Funny Chibugo. Nice one. I used to also wonder if I could slap a customer who annoys me in banking hall, or ask the one who claims he forgot his account number but still remembers his name, ‘before nko?’

    1. Oh I thought it was just me who used to think like that! My own scenario would be to: pause everyone like a video, then hammer the person a custom made slap, and then press play. He’ll just be wondering what hit him.

      Glad to have you here Obinna. Makes me know I’m not that “crazy”. Thank you for reading and commenting!

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